They were even thoughtful enough to provide benches for weary Lomonauts such as myself on which to rest and admire the beauty of this amazing civilisation

After many, many months of travelling at light speed aboard my spaceship – called 'Lomo X-1' – I finally made it to the nearest galaxy, Andromeda, and touched down carefully upon a planet that I soon learned was called 'Guildford'. This is the photographic journal of my brief visit to that weird but wonderful, and very welcoming, little planet.

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